It’s Just a Little Snip

Sometimes, a little snip is necessary, even though it may seem a tad painful to the recipient.

Yes, I’m talking about plants, but the corollary to some unproductive work colleagues may also be applicable.

Consider the rose bush which requires an annual hard prune, intertwined with the occasional cutting tweak throughout the year to achieve its maximum blooming potential. Why the need to prune? Well, it is said to; eliminate that recalcitrant dead wood that has a habit of restricting new growth, discards damaged branches that drain limited plant resources, and it also stops infections from spreading, just to name a few.  

Now for those working in the corporate office, this pruning activity does indeed sound beneficial, even if you have never practiced this skill on an actual rose bush.

No, I’m not at all suggesting that you physically prune anyone, particularly as it will result in you experiencing a lengthy time in jail. However, there are some procedural learnings that if followed will assist in your business having a much rosier future.

  1. Remove Dead Wood – these employees are typically blockers that will be a source of frustration for your better workers.
  2. Discard Damaged Branches – these employees are a massive drain on limited resources.
  3. Infections – some bad employees can quickly contaminate others with their negativity so it’s best to eliminate them quickly before it spreads.

Your roses will also need some inspiration. For the rose bush this comes in the form of fertilizer, for your employees, I would suggest you follow a less smelly approach. Maybe a dose of training, education, or mentoring that is regularly applied throughout the year.

Try the above simple methodology in your workplace and I’m confident that the results will be readily achieved.

You can then sit back, put your feet on your desk, and more importantly, have time to smell the roses.

Feed Them “Meat”

For all those publicly acknowledged carnivores amongst us, there is a common phrase that is music to your famished ears, that being, “Feed them Meat”. Yes, there are many of us that have, and still do, happily savour the burning aromas from a simmering hot-plate with our knives sharpened, and our forks perched in eager anticipation ready for the mouthwatering onslaught. 

But alas, things are indeed a changing, and for a meat eater, the days of doing so are now becoming less acceptable to society as a new form of protein is strategically making its bloodless mark on the dining plate. The competition is in the form of a plant, and it is increasingly gaining an accepted gourmet reputation amongst diners of all ages around the globe. 

The manufacturers of this protein substitute are indeed most clever and have meticulously applied all their years of masterful university learning when situated in the chemistry laboratory when the vast majority of us meat eaters were comfortably lounging about in a state of gastronomic stupor at the burger restaurant without a care in the world, blissfully unaware that our menus would soon change forever. 

The days of the “Big Mac”, “The Whopper”, or the world-renowned cheeseburger having pride of place on the ordering menu have now given way to “The Impossible Whopper”, “Beyond Meat”, even those common as muck meats such as chicken, fish and the humble egg can now be ordered in a plant-based version. I am not one to judge, nor hinder societal progress, as every consumer has the right to choose their preferred choice of protein. 

However, putting all meat prejudices aside, what I will state here is that the real winner is innovation. 

Who would have thought, that the term “meat” may no longer meat, but rather could be an animal or a possibly even a plant. The application of innovation has forced the simple consumer into actually making a decision on whether they say “bah humbug” and continue to munch in the manner of their forebears, or do they consider the sustainability needs of future generations? Who knows, only time and the gradual grinding of their teeth will tell. 

Remember the small child, maybe yourself, who in the past, would quickly summon their creativity and surreptitiously maneuver their unwanted vegetables, particularly any item that was green, under or within the meat that covered the majority of the plate. What will current generations now do in this emerging world of plant-based protein growth? Will the reverse occur as the animal protein is speedily eaten or camouflaged and hidden in copious amounts of vegetables and other plant like substitutes as they are too embarrassed to challenge the sustainable norm?

One thing is certain, progress is good, and so is innovation. Just ask any caveman whose diet was very simple and monotonous, and who would kill for a hearty meal, as long as it wasn’t them! So as that saying goes, “Feed them Meat…or Plants”, all is now acceptable.