As the days get colder, the highly calibrated temperature sensor on the top of your head signals that some personal thermal protection may indeed be required. Now depending upon the hairocity concentration of your free flowing follicles, some individuals may not be the slightest bit concerned about the impending climatic cold change, whilst others with a large abundance of heat radiating skin will rapidly adopt the adornment of a suitable item of frabrical barrier resistance.
But with closer inspection, the observer will notice that head thermal fortification is chosen by all people, regardless of their follicular ability, age or sex. Yes, it seems that everyone wants to wear a hat. At first consideration, the process of selecting the right hat for your head would appear to be linked to fashion, warmth, or perhaps comfort, but no, this is surprisingly not the case.
In an obscure study recently published in the latest edition of Vogue magazine by some rather curious PhD students at a rather fashionable university in Melbourne, a theory has been proposed that has sent shockwaves through the millinery community. Apparently, the choice of one’s hat has a direct correlation with the creativity of the individual wearer, with some hats signalling extreme innovation tendencies.
Now, for any HR Managers reading this blog post, this hat theory provides a unique opportunity for you to effortlessly improve the innovation tendencies of those working within your corporate office with the simple placement of a hat upon your employee’s heads. But wait, not just any hat will suffice!
Those curious PhD students reported that the following hats provided the greatest innovation benefit:
The Beret: This remarkable hat has been providing creative inspiration to the wearer for centuries*, just consider the vast array of famous actors, painters and other wise individuals, so QED on this one!
The Beanie: For extreme cold environments, this hat reportedly provides the optimum thermal protection. The wearer also has numerous opportunities for creative personalisation via the selection of many colours, and the bigger the pompom on top, the more innovative the individual.
The Corner Tied Handkerchief: For some strange reason this hat has greatest favour with the English, particularly in the summer months. But should you meet someone attired with a white decorative hankie on their head in winter, well, these people will be extremely different and unique, so much so that some caution may be required prior to any interaction.
Yes, there are many other hat choices, but to foster a culture of innovation in your business that is foolproof, the beret and beanie are proven catalysts of creativity. So what are you waiting for? Go out and place a hat on your head! You will be warmer, stylish, wiser and many thoughts will start to quickly permeate, well, so says the theory developed by those curious PhD students, and I believe them!
*https://thinkingfuturethoughts.wordpress.com/2015/08/16/its-the-stalk/
Thoughts that might just be useful in the future 
SJ
/ June 10, 2017Great article!
Itching for Hitching
/ June 12, 2017So that’s why we had to wear a beret at Mornington high school. And in the fifties my Dad used to spray our orchard with pesticides while wearing a knotted hankie on his head for protection.
Love your humour keep ’em coming.
Steven Cramer
/ June 12, 2017Your father was obviously a very creative man!
poshbirdy
/ June 12, 2017I say an office full of wide-brimmed hats would win every time for me. Elegant, and it keeps individual ideas private!
Steven Cramer
/ June 12, 2017Great suggestion! Should add a wide brimmed hat to the corporately approved hat list!
Tim Finnegan
/ June 19, 2017Steve you’re back!! I have recently taken to wearing a tweed flat cap. Creative, retro or showing my advancing years????
Steven Cramer
/ June 19, 2017Just very stylish and a fashion trendsetter! And the mornings are getting colder!